Pappu: I used to see this girl who lived across the road. Bunty: So what happened now? Pappu: Now, she keeps her curtains drawn!
Pappu: I love you. Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na? Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
Banta: Why didn't you give the secretary's job to that girl who came for interview? Santa: She seemed to be very stupid girl. Banta: How did you infer that she's stupid? Santa: When I asked her to sit, she started looking for a chair!
आशिकी की हद तो देखो एक लड़के की गर्ल फ्रेंड मर गयी तो उस लड़के ने चिता पर लेट कर लड़की के साथ . . सेल्फी खींच कर पोस्ट किया – “Me with My ex girl Friend”. at शमशान घाट – Feeling Sad…!!! with pandit ji & 14 others
Cute answer when a girl asked her ex-boyfriend: Girl: Do u still love me? Boy: Pyar ka to pata nahi, lekin mere dost aaj bhi mujhe teri kasam dete hain..!!
A man was lost on an island. He cut a tree and decided to make a boat. Suddenly.. He saw a girl and He used the tree for making bed. Moral: A HOLE CAN CHANGE YOUR GOAL.